Miss Haldane

Professional Disciplinarian

Who will you see?

I expect high standards from the spankees/submissives I see. I am highly selective and will work only with those I feel I can create a positive and productive disciplinary relationship with.

I see those of any gender, race or sexual orientation. A bottom is a bottom, after all.

I accept applications from those aged 25+.

I expect you to be clean and respectful at all times.

what if i’m new to this?

I cater to all levels of experience - please don’t feel shy if you are seeking an introduction to spanking: we will take whatever time is necessary to get you comfortable. We’ve all been there, and understand that it can be a daunting prospect. Once over the hurdle of making contact and booking your session, you’ll discover a world that you’ve longed for - and you’ll be glad you took the plunge.

WILL you do x?

WILL you wear Y?

Be very clear that the service I provide is disciplinary in nature; do not disrespect me by requesting any form of sexual service. I do not switch.

I will be dressed professionally, unless you prefer less formal attire, in which case I am more than happy to discipline you while wearing jeans and a top. If you request an outfit that is not a conservative, professional mode of dress, or jeans and a top, the answer is ‘no’.

Copyright Miss Haldane 2018