Miss Haldane

Professional Disciplinarian




Sessions are charged at £120 per hour.

Minimum session time is 1 hour.

A non-refundable deposit of £50 is required to secure a session, payable by bank transfer. Details for this will be provided on receipt of an acceptable application and on agreement of a session date and time.


I session on weekdays only, between 9-6pm. I do not conduct last minute or same-day appointments - please ensure you plan well in advance if you would like a session with me.


To apply for a session with me, please contact me at MissHaldane@protonmail.com

If you are unsure as to whether you will make a suitable applicant, or if you have any other questions, please check the FAQs first. If the answer is not there, please do get in touch.


You may address me as Miss, Ma’am, or Miss Haldane. I am not a Mistress/Goddess etc and do not enjoy being addressed as such.

In your application I expect the following information:

1. The type of session of session you are applying for (CP/talking/online discipline)

2. The name you wish me to call you by.

3. Dates and times that you are available to have a session , and your preferred duration.

4. Your experience to date.

5. Your limits and any medical conditions and/or medications I need to be aware of.

6. Your CP interests including implements you do or do not wish to have used on you,

7. Your reasons for seeking a session with me.

Your email will likely be ignored if it does not contain all of the required information. Respectful emails containing all of the above information will be answered within 7 days of receipt, as an absolute maximum - generally I reply much more quickly than this. NB: chasing for a response before this time will not serve you.

I look forward to hearing from you.


Copyright Miss Haldane 2018